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  <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:18:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Oh shit what&apos;s this.....part I</title>
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  <description>Why is donkey kong in this game, he has nothing to do with the mario world, he is completely separate. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Goodnight lara.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know, I&apos;m so freakin loud.</description>
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  <description>Two celebs you would like to meet, be, idolize etc.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me= Johnny Depp, Shinya (dir en grey)</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 13:41:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today</title>
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  <description>So I have absolutly nothing to do today...when I get out of work at 5:30,&amp;nbsp;Scott will&amp;nbsp;be in boston, joe, danny, nik, will all be at work. It&apos;s kind of sad I don&apos;t have any other friends down here. Well, I think I&apos;m going to do some early fall shopping maybe hit up the mall. I also have to pick up shaving blades...my face itches. Anywho onward boring day.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:57:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;7&quot;&gt;What the Fuck.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <description>&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border: medium solid #4C7043; background:white; font-family:verdana; font-size: 12px; color:black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color:black; font-size:14px;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.quiztron.com/tests/color_is_soul_painte_quiz_23687.htm&quot;&gt;What color is your soul painted?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:4C7043; font-size:18px;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Black&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your soul is painted the color black, which embodies the characteristics of modernity, formality, power, sophistication, elegance, wealth, mystery, style, anger, sadness, remorse, rebellion, loss, discord, confusion, and absorbing negativity. Black falls under the element of Earth, and symbolizes outer space and the universe, and in some cultures black represents fertility and wisdom.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.quiztron.com/tests/color_is_soul_painte_quiz_23687.htm&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Personality Test Results&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://www.quiztron.com/quiz_images/full_311211994.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color:black; font-size:12px;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.quiztron.com/tests/color_is_soul_painte_quiz_23687.htm&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.quiztron.com&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quiztron.com/art/quiztron_logo.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;quiz&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-size:10px; color:4C7043;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.quiztron.com&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Quizzes and Personality Tests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:58:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>1. What bill do you hate paying the most?&lt;br /&gt;Car bills, insure and the payment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?&lt;br /&gt;Ummm....legal seafoods?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Last time you puked from drinking?&lt;br /&gt;One year ago next month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?&lt;br /&gt;What??!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Name of your first grade teacher?&lt;br /&gt;Haven&apos;t the foggiest. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. What do you really want to be doing right now?&lt;br /&gt;Sleeping, it&apos;s 8:30 in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?&lt;br /&gt;Astronaut/paelentologist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. How many colleges did you attend?&lt;br /&gt;none....oops.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?&lt;br /&gt;I woke up with it on, I had no choice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Gas Price?&lt;br /&gt;Fuck that shit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?&lt;br /&gt;Japan, everyone is welcome to come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?&lt;br /&gt;I woke up before my alarm even had the chance to attempt to wake me. My thought &quot;fuck&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Damn, I could really go for a salad with some ranch dressing&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Favorite style of underwear?&lt;br /&gt; boxers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?&lt;br /&gt;You know, those cute little hello kitty panty things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. What errand/chore do you despise?&lt;br /&gt;Driving! Ha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. If you didn&apos;t have to work, would you volunteer?&lt;br /&gt;Nope.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Get up early or sleep in?&lt;br /&gt;Sleep in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. What is your favorite cartoon character?&lt;br /&gt;Ayanami Rei&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?&lt;br /&gt;Cuddle/spooooooooooon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Have you found real love yet?&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;d like to think so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. When did you first start feeling old?&lt;br /&gt;I have not yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Favorite 80&apos;s movie?&lt;br /&gt;Aliens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. Your favorite lunch meat?&lt;br /&gt;Meat. I dunno, turkey I guess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. What do you get every time you go into Walmart?&lt;br /&gt;Shaving blades 100% off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Beach or lake?&lt;br /&gt;Tropical beach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?&lt;br /&gt;No way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?&lt;br /&gt;I hate facebook.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. Favorite guilty pleasures?&lt;br /&gt;Aimee Mann, there&apos;s a few movies in there as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. Favorite movies you wouldn&apos;t want anyone to find out about?&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Breakin 2 Electric boogaloo&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. What&apos;s your drink?&lt;br /&gt;Non-alcholic, Real Green Tea - Alcholic, Grey Goose&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. Cowboys or Indians?&lt;br /&gt;Pirates. (Thanks joe)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. Cops or Robbers?&lt;br /&gt;Robocop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. Who from high school would you like to run into?&lt;br /&gt;Amelia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?&lt;br /&gt;96.9 FM Talk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. Norm or Cliff?&lt;br /&gt;Cliff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?&lt;br /&gt;Simpsons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?&lt;br /&gt;Yes, they are all very sexy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?&lt;br /&gt;Too many to list.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?&lt;br /&gt;Johnny Depp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?&lt;br /&gt;Johnny Depp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t think so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44. Last book you read for real?&lt;br /&gt;Jurassic Park.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45. Do you have a teddy bear?&lt;br /&gt;No, a stuffed lion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?&lt;br /&gt;In bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47. Somewhere in California you&apos;ve never been and would like to go?&lt;br /&gt;Anime Expo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;48. Do you go to church?&lt;br /&gt;I used to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?&lt;br /&gt;Niether, I&apos;m completly satisfied in both fields for the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50. Just how OLD are you?&lt;br /&gt;Allllllmost 21.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:23:23 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Im told the case is now closed&lt;br /&gt;so I can come to my senses &lt;br /&gt;but when the Question is posed &lt;br /&gt;Ill have this meager defense&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that youd know better than that &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping but youre an Amateur &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that youd know better but Ive been wrong before&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despite conclusions I drew &lt;br /&gt;there was a chance youd surprise me &lt;br /&gt;and youd be Better than you &lt;br /&gt;cause Id have left otherwise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that youd know better than that &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping but youre an Amateur &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that youd know better but Ive been wrong before&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I wasnt thinking clearly &lt;br /&gt;so you didnt think at all &lt;br /&gt;I thought that was Protocol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that youd know better than that &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping but youre an Amateur &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that youd know better but Ive been wrong before&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping but youre an amateur &lt;br /&gt;I was hoping that youd Know better but Ive been wrong before</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:57:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;My Personality&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;width:155px; height:15px;&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width:145px; padding-right:5px; text-align:right; border-right:1px solid rgb(150,0,0);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;white-space:nowrap; overflow:hidden; font-size:12px;&quot;&gt;Neuroticism&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;padding:0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:left; height:18px; text-align:right; background-color:rgb(255,0,0); border-bottom:1px solid rgb(150,0,0); border-right:1px solid rgb(150,0,0); border-top:1px solid rgb(255,100,100); width:96%; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Gradient(GradientType=0, StartColor=16777215, EndColor=2130706432);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:right; color:white; padding-right:2px; margin-top:2px; font-size:10px;&quot;&gt;96&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width:145px; padding-right:5px; text-align:right; border-right:1px solid rgb(0,0,150);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;white-space:nowrap; overflow:hidden; font-size:12px;&quot;&gt;Extraversion&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;padding:0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:left; height:18px; text-align:right; background-color:rgb(0,0,255); border-bottom:1px solid rgb(0,0,150); border-right:1px solid rgb(0,0,150); border-top:1px solid rgb(100,100,255); width:48%; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Gradient(GradientType=0, StartColor=16777215, EndColor=2130706432);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:right; color:white; padding-right:2px; margin-top:2px; font-size:10px;&quot;&gt;48&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width:145px; padding-right:5px; text-align:right; border-right:1px solid rgb(0,90,0);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;white-space:nowrap; overflow:hidden; font-size:12px;&quot;&gt;Openness To Experience&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;padding:0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:left; height:18px; text-align:right; background-color:rgb(0,128,0); border-bottom:1px solid rgb(0,90,0); border-right:1px solid rgb(0,90,0); border-top:1px solid rgb(85,159,85); width:86%; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Gradient(GradientType=0, StartColor=16777215, EndColor=2130706432);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:right; color:white; padding-right:2px; margin-top:2px; font-size:10px;&quot;&gt;86&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width:145px; padding-right:5px; text-align:right; border-right:1px solid rgb(144,115,0);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;white-space:nowrap; overflow:hidden; font-size:12px;&quot;&gt;Agreeableness&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;padding:0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:left; height:18px; text-align:right; background-color:rgb(251,212,0); border-bottom:1px solid rgb(144,115,0); border-right:1px solid rgb(144,115,0); border-top:1px solid rgb(255,241,170); width:26%; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Gradient(GradientType=0, StartColor=16777215, EndColor=2130706432);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:right; color:white; padding-right:2px; margin-top:2px; font-size:10px;&quot;&gt;26&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width:145px; padding-right:5px; text-align:right; border-right:1px solid rgb(80,0,80);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;white-space:nowrap; overflow:hidden; font-size:12px;&quot;&gt;Conscientiousness&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;padding:0px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:left; height:18px; text-align:right; background-color:rgb(128,0,128); border-bottom:1px solid rgb(80,0,80); border-right:1px solid rgb(80,0,80); border-top:1px solid rgb(149,99,151); width:41%; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Gradient(GradientType=0, StartColor=16777215, EndColor=2130706432);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:right; color:white; padding-right:2px; margin-top:2px; font-size:10px;&quot;&gt;41&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px; height:15px;&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. 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  <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 00:49:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>PSA for the ages!</title>
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  <title>&quot;You&apos;re a daisy if you do&quot;</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://imdb.com/name/nm0002332/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#003399&quot;&gt;Ike Clanton&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;: What is that, Holliday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain&apos;t nobody that lucky.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://imdb.com/name/nm0000174/&quot;&gt;Doc Holliday&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker&apos;s just not your game. I know! Let&apos;s have a spelling contest! &lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 15:36:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>So Sad...</title>
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  <description>&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;editsection&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is what I just found on Wikipedia&apos;s An Cafe page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[&lt;a title=&quot;Edit section: Bou&amp;#39;s Departure&quot; href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Antic_Cafe&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=5&quot;&gt;edit&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;mw-headline&quot;&gt;Bou&apos;s Departure&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;On April 17, 2007, information was leaked that stated Bou would be leaving the band for personal reasons (&lt;a class=&quot;external text&quot; title=&quot;http://music.excite.co.jp/i/feature/?fid=578&amp;amp;uid=NULLGWDOCOMO&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; href=&quot;http://music.excite.co.jp/i/feature/?fid=578&amp;amp;uid=NULLGWDOCOMO&quot;&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;). Bou played his final performance with the band on the 30th of April 2007. Rumors have started circling stating that his parents are ill, and he is quitting to care for them, or he is leaving for school. Also, rumors say he is only leaving temporarly. These rumors have not yet been confirmed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not much more information is known at this point in time, except that the band is not splitting up and will continue without Bou as its guitarist.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bou&apos;s message regarding his departure:&lt;br /&gt;&quot;It is sudden, but Bou has decided that he will be leaving Antique Café after the live at Hibiya Yagai Ongaku Dou live. There had been something that I wanted to challenge for a while now and I had been suppressing it as it kept growing and growing inside my heart. But as I went to tours and recordings, I felt as if I was lying to Cafekkos and the other members... I thought that it would be wrong to the members, staff, and Cafekkos if I kept it like this so I made a decision. This decision was talked over a lot amongst the members and concluded. Of course, I still love Antique Café and I love you Cafekkos. Right now, I can’t easily say what will happen from now, but I think after some time passes. I truly feel bad for all the Cafekkos that believed in me and was with me. But this decision is not a pessimistic decision. I want to hold a new hope and move on. I plan to show my all at the live on April 30th. Then, let’s say “goodbye” with smiles.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 14:54:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>At work.</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;So Im posting from work, a place where websense blocks out most websites and I realize....the internet gets really boring when you don&apos;t have youtube.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 16:47:08 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;ATTENTION:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EVERYONE HAS BEEN USING VERY LARGE AND BOLD TEXT IN THEIR LJ POSTS RECENTLY, SO I FIGURED I&apos;D JOIN IN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK ASSERTIVE? DOES THIS HELP ME GET MY POINT ACROSS?? PROBABLY NOT, BUT MY FONT IS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;7&quot;&gt; HUGE AND BOLD!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:18:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>When you were here before, &lt;br /&gt;Couldn&apos;t look you in the eye&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re just like an angel, &lt;br /&gt;Your skin makes me cry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You float like a feather&lt;br /&gt;In a beautiful world&lt;br /&gt;I wish I was special&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re so fuckin&apos; special&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I&apos;m a creep, &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m a weirdo&lt;br /&gt;What the hell am I doin&apos; here?&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t belong here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t care if it hurts, &lt;br /&gt;I wanna have control&lt;br /&gt;I want a perfect body &lt;br /&gt;I want a perfect soul&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want you to notice &lt;br /&gt;when I&apos;m not around&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re so fuckin&apos; special&lt;br /&gt;I wish I was special&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I&apos;m a creep&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m a weirdo&lt;br /&gt;What the hell am I doin&apos; here?&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s running out again&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s running out&lt;br /&gt;She runs runs runs runs...&lt;br /&gt;runs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever makes you happy&lt;br /&gt;Whatever you want&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re so fuckin&apos; special&lt;br /&gt;I wish I was special&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I&apos;m a creep, &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m a weirdo&lt;br /&gt;What the hell am I doin&apos; here?&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t belong here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t belong here...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is how I feel right now. I&apos;m an ass...a huge one.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:33:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Cosplay</title>
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  <description>I think I&apos;d like to cosplay as Mellow...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.deathgod.org/inter/mello.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell me what you guys think.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:49:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Jobs</title>
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  <description>Speaking of jobs, I finally get to start my new job after AB! I put in my two weeks at S&amp;amp;S tomorrow! Go me!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:31:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Shopping!</title>
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  <description>Guys, I bought pants today, for like the first time in two years!!! Lara and I went shopping...just thought I&apos;d let you guys know.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:31:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I like surprises.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:44:23 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;Since everyone is doing it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070126014204-697124&amp;amp;&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070126014204-697124&amp;amp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit: I messed up question number 3 and the quiz thingie wont let me edit it, so I&apos;ll just give you the answer. If you click resident evil you will get the question right, although the real answer was suposed to be Alien. Sorry about that one guys.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:54:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Not</title>
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  <description>I havn&apos;t posted in quite some time so here it is. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a post, look at it, marvel in wonder at my rich text format. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is all, maybe next time I&apos;ll actually have something interesting to say. Or maybe not...either way you&apos;ll probably have to wait a while to find out, suckerrsss!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:05:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A tale of one city</title>
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  <description>A gentle breeze was flowing thorough my hair, but I soon realized that it wasn&apos;t a breeze, yet the girl in front of my had farted, and rather hard if I might add. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shook my head and covered my nose as I stepped onto the platform to wait for the outbound T train to downtown crossing. &lt;br /&gt;While I waited, I took a look at my surroundings, all pathetic and disgusting creatures these humans are. Half of them were picking their ass&apos; or blowing their nose into their T shirt. One guy was smelling the bottom of his shoe and making surprised expresions at whatever smell he had smelt.&lt;br /&gt;And here&apos;s my favorite, in one corner was a bum playing a guiter and singing into a mic. (If these people are homeless, how do they afford all of this equipment?) Although disgusted once again, I stopped and listened to his song, it went like this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                       The Jet Li Song&lt;br /&gt;                                   &lt;br /&gt;                                   Jet li was a brave ol dude&lt;br /&gt;                                    He&apos;s never lost a fight&lt;br /&gt;                                 A pony tale and those chinc blue eyes&lt;br /&gt;                                    He&apos;s got that X-Ray sight!&lt;br /&gt;                                 He punched a hole through an alligator&lt;br /&gt;                                    And stole his best friends girl&lt;br /&gt;                                 And next he lassoed and elevator &lt;br /&gt;                                   And used it to take over the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By this point the train came, but i&apos;m sure the words he sung were ones of truth. &lt;br /&gt;The train came to a stop but I had already decided that I couldn&apos;t sit amongst the desease known as man, so I jumpped on top of the train and rode it like it was a whale, although I&apos;m still not sure how one would ride a whale.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About ten minuets into the journey the pokemon theme song started playing in my head, and it made me want to mess with people. So at certin points during the ride I would lean over the sides of the train and make boogely faces in the windows, but just long enough to scare them , then I would pop back to the top of the train. A got one women so good that she shit all over the walls and everyone in her car...I mean, it was spraying everywhere!!!&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, enough about that, it was rather nasty. I ended up passing the rest of the time by peeing on the third railand converting the electric current running through my body into a source of energy to power my brain, then I shot the electricity back out of my eyeballs and destroyed homes and small children with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally the trip was over, I had made it to my destination. I stepped off the top of the train and went obove ground. Imeadeatly, everyone started to stare at me...maybe it was because I was wearing my trademark stovepipe hat and basketball jersey outfit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, my mission was simple...to meet president Taft in the underground base and take control of the rouge satilite!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be continued....</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:00:45 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;div style=&quot;font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot; cellpadding=&quot;1&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center; font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(0, 102, 179); color: white;&quot;&gt;HowManyOfMe.com&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; text-align: center; font-size: 14px; background-color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;120&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; padding-top: 2px; background-color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://howmanyofme.com&quot; style=&quot;text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://extimg.howmanyofme.com/extimages/howmany-logo.png&quot; alt=&quot;Logo&quot; width=&quot;100&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px black&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center; font-size: 16px; background-color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;There are:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;178&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;people with my name&lt;br /&gt;in the U.S.A.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color: #0066B3; font-weight:  bold; line-height: 180%; text-decoration: underline;&quot; href=&quot;http://howmanyofme.com&quot;&gt;How many have your name?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:(</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:58:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Stereotyping, a movie idea, and some thoughts on life.</title>
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  <description>The success of Tiger Woods in golf, Eminem in hip hop, and Yao Ming in basketball will open the door for more stereotype-bending figures. In the coming years, watch for:&lt;br /&gt;· All black heavy metal band. Call them Blacksnake. Or Mos Def Lepperd. Or just Black Sabbath.&lt;br /&gt;· Amish porn stars. They build their own sets. They bake their own bread. They plow their own hoes.&lt;br /&gt;· Goth motivational speaker. &quot;And now we summon the spirit of our dark lord to infuse us with the morbid desire to succeed.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;· Communist Investment Broker. You&apos;re in good hands, with Police State.&lt;br /&gt;· Punk Politicians. Johnny Rotten runs for President. Incites a riot when he moons Congress.&lt;br /&gt;· Gay mafiosos. Their retro tommyguns are scented with potpourri. Their fight sequences are tightly choreographed. And when the action gets heavy they burst into flames. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Movie Idea: Neo and John Connor join forces to fight the war against the machines. After an intense rave/orgy, they make plans for the upcoming battle. At the same time, the Matrix and Skynet sign a multi-billion dollar merger, spelling certain doom for the human resistance. After an intense rave/orgy, the corporate giants start production on a new line of Arnold Agents and Smith-inators. Meanwhile, back at the X-Mansion, Professor X uses Cerebro to notify all the mutants in the world about the upcoming Mutant Rave-o-thon Celebration 2006. After much Kung Fu, car chases, and explosions, everyone dies and meets God, who turns out to be Jim Carrey. &quot;Alllllrighty then,&quot; says God, flanked by a cadre of Charlie&apos;s Angels. &quot;Let&apos;s get this party started.&quot; And Neo&apos;s like, &quot;God, why are you speaking through your buttocks?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On people. Some people are hard to get. Others are easy. Some people like to be got and stay got. Some people would rather do the getting and avoid getting got. Some people get one person and stick to them forever. Some people want to get as many as they can while the getting&apos;s good. Some people are very picky about who to get and by whom to be got. Some are not. They just take what they can get. Some people just don&apos;t get people. Some people read books and attend seminars on how to get people. Some people only get their own gender. Some people only get the opposite gender. Some get both and are kee-razy sex rebels. Some people are not happy with what they got. So they try and go get something else. Some are rendered gotten and rebel against their getter by getting ungot and getting someone else to be their own gotten which really is just a way to get back at the person who got them in the first place. Some people get tired of getting each other and get away from it all. Some people think there&apos;s more to life than getting each other and are hard at work trying to get whatever it is they&apos;re trying to get instead. And some people have realized that people and things and basically everything in life is fundamentally ungettable so there&apos;s no reason to try so hard at getting them. Get it?</description>
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